Skip to main content

Batondasher 2019... (A Parody)

 




“The 
sky above the port was the colour of black and gold, tuned to dead meme...

Los Angeles, November, 2019... The free market has been sabotaged. The lines between organic and synthetic beings have been blurred. Man, now become woman. Woman become man. Man and Women become null. Hair as blue as the ocean, before the Marxist uprising wiped out the global powergrid, with a super-EMP, codenamed "Soy-lent Grün." 

It was cold, with acid rain that burns the skin. I searched for shelter.. and a beverage. It is difficult in these years to find a nourishing meal. Newspaper (on datapad) covering my head, I ran for the nearest cafe I could find on the street corner of desolate downtown Los Angeles. I couldn't bring myself to decide whether the neon-red LEDs of "Das Kapital" cafe were blinding or inviting. Eyes fixated and studied me head to prosthetic toe, as I wandered into this small establishment, gingerly. "Can I help you?..." 
"It's Dockyard...," I quietly answered the slender, amorphous, blob, with triangular-glasses, so sharp, that they may impale the last living shark, from Zuma Beach, if those creatures still lived, during these most trying times. "I'll have a warm glass of milk and a country-fried steak."
"I'm sorry, Dockyard," but we only have salads and soybean smoothies." In bleak times like this, a man has to settle, beggars can't be choosers...

After a humble waiting period, of approximately 2 hours (they said automation would make life easier for us, boy howdy were they wrong), I started to pick at my "meal." The same server swayed towards me, with a concern in their eye. "That person in the corner says you are a Batondasher!" "Tell him I'm eating!" I flicked a pickle from my salad onto the window of the booth where I was sitting, and slightly grinned with amusement as it slid down the surface of the glass, "....whatever you call this sad excuse for 'food' ..."


Popular posts from this blog

I Don't Want to Game/Stream As Much Anymore.

 It's been a year of soul-searching.  And in that, I've discovered just how much time I've wasted, not only PLAYING video games, but outside of playing them, hanging out in those spaces.  I've always been drawn to games with certain visual aesthetics. Be they dark, whimsical and anime-esque, tasteful fanservice, I've always gone for characters that I could relate to, wearing outfits that I would wear. And it kind of turns me off knowing that, if I'm playing a game, say Cyberpunk 2077, Vampire the Maquerade, The First Descendant, Stellar Blade, I'm thinking "holy shit, I wouldn't mind cosplaying this character," or "I wouldn't mind wearing a similar outfit to a nightclub," but the majority of people sitting behind the computer screen are dumpy guys, probably wearing a baseball cap, and saying "bruh" and "sheeeesh!" a lot.  I've always hated how CHAV and dweeb-ish gaming spaces are.  Even games that were play

Malleable & Dizzy

Yapping, as they say. Don't care. Where else would I?  Being a social pariah again. Only this time, I'm not in the deep South. Because extreme views take many forms.  So many bridges burned, that I'm used to the fumes, too emotionally exhausted, and nihilistic to even consider if they're toxic to breath in.  Portland broke me. I met a hero, something you should never do. I tasted my 15 minutes of social relevancy. I could have ignored the ulterior motives, still felt like I had a friend, and a social circle, support network, but I pulled the plug on it. It hurts more to have lost someone I thought was a friend, the social isolation that resulted from it, is another story, not to mention how that person, like so many in Portland, became an extremist himself.  I'm leaving back to the place I never thought I'd ever miss again. I thought this was "home." Being uprooted doesn't hurt as much when you're younger. But I'm exhausted from instability

(Net)diving Back Into Cyberpunk 2077

 I promise it's not for the smut.  Although the smut is good. It's artsy, and aesthetically delicious. Playing through the game, and obsessively trying to Platinum Trophy it, I'm noticing all the new easter eggs.  Edgerunners reference, David Rodriuez mentioned, his jacket logo painted on the wall. Padre knows of him and his legacy. Sorry not sorry, Judy looks better with longer hair; not the hipster side shave. It's hideous. I speak as someone that had one for 10 years.  "Laguna Bend" AKA Laguna Beach. Thee gurl is from there, says we'll go visit there now LOL. Man I'm homesick. "Hippocratic Oath" Maaaan, I've been working in Healthcare too long.  More Edgerunners references: